Before I delve into dating, let me digress for a moment. I want to confess something… I suck at sports. I’m uncoordinated. I don’t have much leg speed. And my body seems unable to accept the “proper form” of any sort of sports movement—from the wrist flick of a jump shot to the elbow snap of a golf swing. I suck. For most of my life, I had to endure my suckiness at sports...Continue Reading
Let's get down to business with some hot tips for how to text a girl. And there's no better way to do that then we with some text tips, a.k.a. The 10 Best Texts to Send Hot Girls...OF ALL TIME! Today I want to give you my 10 best texts...right out of my iPhone. Here are my top 10 text messages...of ALL TIME. Get thumbs your ready!Continue Reading
Gentlemen. It was fun while it lasted—even if you could only stay a minute before you had to get back to your friends. Let us remember the good times, like when your stripper ex-girlfriend drove that Maserati off a modeling shoot and you had to protect her from a gang of your jealous ex-girlfriends who were trying to put you under a love spell. (By the way, do you think spells work?) Even if your nails weren’t real, they were still nice. I guess...Continue Reading