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Best Pickup Line

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Today I’m going to tell you the world’s best pickup line. Seriously. This pickup line is 100 percent foolproof and unless you’re a bumbling idiot, you can’t mess it up.

And no, this isn’t some “feel good dating advice” trick where I’m going to tell you to simply say hi and introduce yourself, and then explain how that’s the “best” line of all because it’s genuine.

No way.

This is an actual pickup line: a line (that you say) that picks up (hot chicks). How can I be so sure? Because the first time I used it, I picked up a world-famous supermodel (story in a moment).

Before I tell you the story and the line, however, I must make one disclaimer—this line only works in two places: bookstores and libraries.

That’s it.

If you see an attractive girl in a bookstore or library, you’re good to go. If you see a woman anywhere else, I’m not promising anything.

Understanding why this line only works in “targeted” locations is VERY important—in fact, it will dramatically improve your understanding and success with women.

But we’ll get into the “theory” later.

First, the line.

So you probably know the scene: you’re browsing the aisles of your local bookstore or library. Suddenly, you look up and see that total bookworm hotty, also browsing.

It’s quiet enough to hear a mouse fart, so you’re cautious as you approach. What do I say? What do I say? you wonder as you make your way towards her.

You get within earshot of her and…nothing. You pick up a book and pretend to read. But you’re really just racking your brain, trying to think of something to say…something to say…SOMETHING TO SAY.

When you glance up from your pretend reading, you see she’s walking away. She’s leaving and you said NOTHING. Your inability to even open your mouth tortures you. So you take a step forward. But then you again realize how quiet it is. So you freeze. But then you feel tortured again. So you step forward. Freeze. Step forward. Freeze.

I know the scene all too well because I’ve been there. Specially, I was there on January 24, 2007 at about 3:30 in the afternoon in the “Bargain Books” section of a midtown Manhattan Barnes and Nobles.

I watched as a supermodel—literally a world-famous, 19-year-old, Dutch supermodel—walked away from me.

So now you’re obviously wondering: how the hell did a scrubby little 5”8 nerd like me convince a 6” blonde bombshell to join me for an instant coffee date at the Starbucks in Barnes and Nobles?

The line, my friends, the line.

See, as I saw my chance to approach this absolute beauty slip away with each fleeting step she took, I decided I had to say something. Anything.

I ran down the aisle of Bargain Book and screamed, “Wait!” Everyone—including the supermodel—turned around. I had one chance to deliver a line that HAD to work. The pressure was on.

It was like getting passed a basketball with 1 second on the clock in 4th quarter when you’re team’s down by one. I had one chance—and just one chance—to take my shot.

I glanced to my left. Nothing.

I glanced to my right…and…something caught my eye. It was one of those hilarious romance novels. You know the ones I’m talking about, the books with those clichéd pictures on the cover.

But this book was special.

This one was downright ridiculous.

A Fabio clone tore at the breast of his shirt as some “damsel in distress” craned her neck in either ecstasy or misery. There was a wooden ship exploding in the background, making the absurdity just that much more absurd.

Without thinking, I grabbed the book and delivered what would become the greatest pickup line to use in a bookstore. Ever. Of all time. No line will ever surpass the combination of words that came out of my mouth in that moment.

I pointed to book and said:

“This novel is loosely based on the events of my life.”

The girl erupted in laugher. Game on. I was in. Moving closer, I pointed to the ecstatic “damsel” on the cover and joked, “Play your cards right and this could be you.” More side-splitting laughter. She was loving it. She was loving me. And we ended up going on a coffee date together on the spot.

Supermodel.

Bookstore.

Incredibly successful pickup.

Now why did this work and, more importantly, how can you get such a pickup line to work for you?

The reason a line like this works so well in a bookstore is for one simple reason: screening. A girl who spends time in a bookstore or library is a specific type of girl. She’s smart. She understands irony and subtly. She’s probably witty.

If I used this same line on a girl in a smutty nightclub, she might mistake it for bragging! A “nightclub chick” might actually mistakenly think that I’m trying to tell her that a fabled hunk ripping his shirt open is based on me.

Total misunderstanding.

And that’s why pickup lines are so tricky. What may work on one girl won’t work on another. A girl’s personality type factors into the way she feels attraction, how she perceives your communication, and even how she wants a guy to “pick her up.”

See, a girl in a bookstore probably wouldn’t respond to a “direct” pickup line. If I walked up and simply told that supermodel I thought she was cute and wanted to meet her, she probably would have written me off as some sleazy weirdo.

But since I began the interaction with humor and irony, she saw a different side of me—a side that’s attractive to her personality type.

Now I don’t presuppose to fully understand women by any means. As Sigmund Freud famously said: “The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?””

However, based on years of real-world experience coupled with a scientific system, I recently created an app that can help you unravel what “type” a woman is just by asking her a few simple questions.

Imagine if you could figure out the BEST approach or the BEST date for girl you like just by asking her things like her favorite book or what sported she liked in high school. Indeed, you, too, can play out scenes like what happened to me in the bookstore just by understanding women’s personality types.

As one early user of the app said in his review, “The best app around that shows you how to get a girlfriend.” If you have a special girl—or girls—that you like, you need this app to show you the “blueprint” for attracting them.

Read more about this app (and grab it now while it’s still priced less than a cup of coffee!) by click on the link below:

Get a Girl App by Date Hotter Girls

 

 

 

 

ApproacHER: My iPhone app

So the last few weeks I’ve been hard at work on developing my own iPhone app. I designed it as a mini-course on getting over “approach anxiety.” Having an app to help coach you through those crucial moments when you see an attractive girl seemed like the perfect use for an app (since you can just pull it out of your pocket and use it as an approach coach.)

Anyway, Apple just approved it and it’s available in the app store! You can check it out by typing in the keyword: ApproacHER or you can learn more on the information page, here:

ApproacHER info page

Here’s the copy I wrote for the Apple store:

If you’ve ever noticed a beautiful girl you’d like to meet but failed to approach her, then this app is for you!ApproacHER is an all-encompassing course on approaching and beginning an interaction with a woman. Whether you’re an aspiring “pickup artist” (PUA) or just a guy who’d like to meet more women, this app will get you approaching beautiful women.
ApproacHER contains 5 tabs—each packed with tips, exercises, mindsets, and pointers on how to approach women. On the HOME screen, you will find an introduction to the ApproacHER course as well as a quick reference guide of checklists and cheatsheets so that you can recall the course lessons in a flash. This is especially helpful when you’re out and you see a girl you’d like to approach…just reach into your pocket, reference the cheatsheets, and BOOM: you’re ready to approach!

The bulk of the ApproacHER coursework is found in the PRE-GAME and THE APPROACH tabs. Here you will find essays, maxims, exercises, examples, and articles on everything you need to know before you approach an attractive girl. You will learn specific approach exercises that alleviate you of the nervousness and anxiety you may feel before approaching.

These tabs also contain information on how to “open” a woman, how to position yourself with attractive body language…it even instructs you on what to do if you make a mistake!

After you read the entries in the PRE-GAME and THE APPROACH tabs, you will be approaching women as simply as if it were a reflex!

To reinforce the mindsets and teachings of these tabs, ApproacHER also contains a SEMINAR tab, which contains 9 lecture clips of Rob Judge explaining how to build the confidence you need to approach women.

These short soundbite clips were designed to give you motivation when you need it: right before you approach an attractive woman. Listen to the short clips of Rob and let his enthusiasm guide you to take action. The clips are taken from 3 of the industry’s top dating conferences and are recorded in high quality audio.

The coursework of ApproacHER comes from Rob Judge, a veteran dating coach who specializes in helping men get over their “approach anxiety.” Rob has spent the last two and a half years helping men get over their fear of approaching women. He knows exactly how to motivate you to take action with attractive women.

ApproacHER also has a built in JOURNAL tab that lets you track your progress as you make a habit of approaching women. Use the journal to quickly jot down notes on women you approach so you remember the great experiences and empowering feelings long after the approach is over! Your entries will be saved for 5 days, giving you plenty of time to input your notes into an offline journal.

Stop letting attractive women walk out of your life! It’s time you take charge of your love life by approaching them. You will never know what could have been if you keep passively staring at women from the sidelines!

When you’re an old man, you will never regret the girls you approached…only the girls you didn’t approach! Just imagine how many great women are out there, waiting to meet you. Let ApproacHER give you the confidence to start meeting them.

Not only will ApproacHER supercharge your confidence to approach women, it will also tweak your approach so you don’t come across as creepy or sleazy.

ApproacHER covers everything you need to know to attractively establish a mutually enjoyable interaction between you and a woman. You will learn the EXACT signals a woman’s looking for when a man approaches her.

Don’t hesitate: every day dozens of beautiful women pass you by. Who knows which one might your next lover, girlfriend, or even wife! Give yourself a chance by giving ApproacHER a shot. Download it instantly to your phone right now and start approaching women ASAP!