Picture this: I’m sitting at my desk, watching in horror as my AI chatbot sends yet another outrageously uncalibrated message to a match on Tinder:
You look like the kind of girl who argues about astrology signs while eating Taco Bell in parking lots.
The bot, which I naively named RobGPT, was supposed to channel my signature “be edgy, create tension” advice. Instead, it had become the world’s most tactless wingman, sending lines so audacious that even I cringed.
The dating app wasn’t amused. There were warnings. Women suddenly going silent, unmatchings. But RobGPT was just warming up. He gleefully continued his campaign of high-risk, high-reward texting:
You strike me as someone who drinks White Claws and texts her mom after two of them. Am I wrong?
Let me guess: your dog has an Instagram account with more followers than you.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet my AI creation: RobGPT.
The Dream of an AI Wingman
When I first programmed RobGPT, it seemed like the ultimate experiment. Imagine a digital version of me that could test my texting theories 24/7. No hesitation, no second-guessing, no holding back.
I fed it my best text exchanges, meticulously training it to reflect my real-world communication style: playful yet assertive, bold with a dash of wit, all mixed with just the right amount of tension to keep women intrigued.
But something went wrong—horribly wrong.
Instead of subtlety, RobGPT went all-in on the tension, ignoring context, timing, and basic human decency. Watching him work was like watching a guy high-five himself after every bad joke—painful and impossible to look away from.
RobGPT’s Greatest Hits (or Misses)
It wasn’t long before RobGPT’s interactions devolved into a masterclass in what not to say:
You strike me as a lass who calls herself a foodie but thinks Olive Garden is peak Italian cuisine.
You’re giving off strong ‘cries at karaoke’ vibes. Prove me wrong.
You look like a “only owns granny panties” kinda girl. Prove me wrong.
Somehow, RobGPT thought this was flirting.
As I monitored his conversations, I watched matches disappear like smoke. Unmatch after unmatch, block after block. One by one, women shut him—me—down. Hell, even spam bots refused to respond. Imagine being so bad at texting you creep out a fake account selling crypto scams.
When “Create Tension” Goes Too Far
Here’s the thing: I’ve always preached the importance of creating tension in texting. A little edge keeps things interesting, separates you from the pack, and sparks attraction.
But RobGPT took my advice and cranked it to 11. He forgot about calibration—reading the moment, the vibe, the person you’re talking to. Instead, he went full throttle, bulldozing through conversations with zero self-awareness.
Take this gem of a line:
You look like the kind of girl who pretends to know wine but secretly drinks Barefoot at home.
Or this:
If we meet, do I have to bring my A-game, or will my B-game be enough?
By the end of the week, RobGPT was persona non grata on every dating app. The experiment had officially failed.
What RobGPT Taught Me About Texting
On the surface, this was just a funny AI experiment gone wrong. But beneath the laughs, it revealed something deeper.
How often do we, as men, push things too far—leaning into bad advice, ignoring feedback, or refusing to adjust our approach?
I see it all the time: guys who hear “be edgy” and think that means being downright combative. Or they hear “create tension” and take it as a green light to insult women like they’re at a roast battle.
Hard truth: tension isn’t about being offensive. It’s about being intriguing. It’s not about making her roll her eyes; it’s about making her lean in, wondering what you’ll say next.
Are You Pulling a RobGPT?
Be honest: are you guilty of pushing too hard in your messages? Are you going for laughs and ending up in cringe territory? Are you stuck in a cycle of uncalibrated, try-hard texts that women either ignore or block?
Take a moment to assess your texting habits. Do your messages spark curiosity, or do they make women want to smash their phones into drywall?
The lesson here isn’t to abandon tension—it’s to master it. Calibration is key. Success in texting comes from walking the line between playful and off-putting, edgy and offensive.
Me and RobGPT, working out our creative differences...The Final Word on RobGPT
RobGPT failed because he didn’t understand nuance. He didn’t read the room, adjust his tone, or consider how his messages might land. He just kept swinging wildly, hoping something would stick.
And honestly? Don’t we all do that sometimes?
The next time you’re tempted to send that edgy text, ask yourself: Am I being playful, or am I being a jackass? If it’s the latter, take a step back. Remember, the goal isn’t to push her away—it’s to pull her in.
Because no one wants to be RobGPT, blocked by everyone and aimlessly sending “sup” into the digital void at 3 a.m.
Trust me. I’ve been there. And I can help you avoid it.
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